Dear Husband: Suck It Up. This Is The Easiest Life Is Going To Get. By my calculations It's sucked around here. Sixty hour Your Loving Wife.
When Husbands Suck Despite Having Great Wives. She will say I'm her best friend and makes no effort to have a social life away from me
Wife Makes Husband Hold Unfortunate Sign After She Catches Him up a sign that read I promise I'll never suck dick again for an entire day.